‘Twas ever thus, I know. Still, it is rather peeving to discover that one has been ripped off by individuals which cannot be divorced! It was with dismay that I discovered just how much money I had wasted, via the services of a rogue “HETAS qualified” trader engaged a few years ago. I could have completed the installation, myself, and ensured that one of my wood burners failed to comply with every health and safety regulation and recommendation written – and I could have saved a fortune in the process!! That, however, is not the issue…
Having made the discovery (and offered up many sincere prayers that offspring and hounds have not been singed to a crisp during our period of ignorant bliss), I made valiant attempts to employ a “HETAS qualified” trader to rectify the situation. (I also require Brown Betty to begin to earn her keep, but that is another storyJ.) To be frank, it would be easier to find a blind unicorn in hot pursuit of a flying horse!
My chimney sweep, Dear Man, who is HETAS qualified, competent and efficient installs wood burners but doesn’t “do chimney work” (Go figure!!) and everyone he knows is far too busy or far too something to tackle the work.
I am currently in discussions with a piano restorer… This could not be invented! I will let you know what occurs. Watch this space, I may be retraining as a HETAS qualified trader who does “chimney work”, myself!
Joy to you.